Padfoot is handsome and charming
And some find his brilliance disarming
But he doesn't care
'cause he never plays fair
Besides, the number of people who think he's hot and want to shag him is alarming.
"Hey," Remus said, leaning over to where Sirius was sprawled on his bed and smacking him
lightly on the back of his head. "You're not supposed to write your own limerick! Also, that last
line has far too many syllables, and it's complete shite."
"It rhymes, doesn't it? It's my birthday so I can do whatever I want. Rule 35."
( There's no such thing as Rule 35 )
red_squared, mindabbles, midnitemaraud_r and gryffindor_j proudly present round two:
(No, it's not his official canon birthday. Because he doesn't have one, we took a few
liberties. What can we say - we like doing things like that.)
Bonfire of the Inanities by midnitemaraud_r Rated: PG-13
Summary: Sirius is determined to build their bonfire the Muggle way.
Always Bet on Black by gryffindor_j Rated: PG-13
Summary: On Halloween, 1981, Sirius got to the Potters first, changing their fate. Now, two years later, the war still rages while Remus tries to pick up the missing pieces of his past.
Best things in life are free by red_squared Rated: PG-13
Summary: "I'm so proud of you, doubling your entendres at last."
And my contribution:
Title: When All is Said and Done
Word Count: 3,552
Characters and/or Pairings: Remus/Sirius, James, and mentions of Peter and Lily
Summary: I want him to forget that I ever accused him, but more, I want to believe him. I want him to tremble apart in my hands.
Warnings: Angst, first person, make up sex. Oh, and there is no actual bath in this fic.
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine. If they were, they would be celebrating their 51st birthdays together. Together.
Notes: Thanks to red_squared for the super quick beta and to the other fabulous Sirius-celebrants, midnitemaraud_r and gryffindor_j!!
( James Potter has never taken )